Have you ever flown on one of those “discount” airlines? Well we have, and they come complete with some pretty interesting experiences. You could even say that I’ve made some discoveries and few decisions based on those curious first-hand accounts. In fact, I made a recent purchase as a result of what I’ve learned.
First of all, the “discount” price is for the cost of the seat only (which, by the way, does NOT recline). There’s a charge to book online, which seems to be the only way to purchase a ticket. Catch 22?. Of course, no luggage is permitted beyond the carry-on, unless you’re willing to pay an outrageous additional fee.
When we flew with some friends a couple of years ago, none of us wanted to pay for extra luggage, of course, so we each carefully packed a small carry-on suitcase. No problem, right? Well, not for us, but when we weighed their luggage at our house just before leaving, it was slightly over the limit. What to do? Nothing. They concluded that surely the airline would be okay with only a couple of pounds over the limit. Right?
Wrong! When we got to the airport, signs clearly said that the airline would NOT accept ANY overage whatsoever. That presented a bit of a problem, so they got creative. They happened to be wearing vests, so they proceeded to fill every pocket with the heaviest items from their carry-on. A camera here, a GPS device there, the cell phone in that little flap, the travel guide book barely fit, wedged in on top of 10 other things in that side pocket. Perfect. Pretty soon they looked like Weebles. You know,” Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.” Neither of them could have touched their toes if they had to, because they were so tightly stuffed with gear.
I thought to myself . . . those street market vests are just NOT made to handle such a load. So I began my search for a vest that COULD accommodate specific things, yet not look too bulky. I found what looked like the perfect thing. It’s called a Scottevest. It’s named for the company founder, Scott Jordan. Unfortunately, the price reflected the unique design. I was looking for a solution, not a long term in-”vest”-ment. So I shopped around on-line and found that one of my favorite travel-wear sites was offering the same vest at a much lower price. Perfect. I ordered one.
When it arrived, I was thoroughly entertained by its cleverness and design details. The female version has 22 pockets—all designed to be streamlined. And, the best part is that the vest is designed for technology—all the stuff you want to keep close anyway. Well, that is, if you have those things. For example, there’s an iPod pocket. I don’t have an iPod. It has a Kindle pocket. I don’t have a Kindle. It has a channel to feed your iPod earphone ear pod cords through so that they come out at the back of your neck—no tangles. But, as I just said, I don’t have an iPod. The vest also has little magnets in the hand pockets, so that you can close them easily and quickly. Why? I don’t know. It’s also equipped with an elastic loop inside one of the many pockets to hold a water bottle upright. Great, just what I needed!
The most curious thing is that large pocket across the back where . . . and I am NOT kidding, you can put your iPad. Not iPod mind you. A tablet computer! An entire iPad. I might not look puffy, but I could appear a little stiff, like I just slipped a stop sign down my collar into the back of my blouse.
Mr. Jordan has a pretty slick website, where he shows everything that HE puts into his vest. There’s even a simulation of an X-ray showing the contents of the pockets. How cool is that? They consider the vest to be the equivalent of another carry-on, without being a carry-on. The idea is that you can simply wear your vest right up to security in any airport, remove it “fully loaded,” and place it in one of those plastic trays for X-ray scanning, and you’re through. Yessireee, pretty stylish AND practical.
Even though I’ll have to make new pocket assignments to fit my own needs, I’ll undoubtedly be very cool wearing my new storage vest. I can see it now: I’ll pause slightly at security, removing the little bungee-attached chamois cloth which is neatly concealed inside the secret lining seam on the right side; I’ll wipe my sunglasses with a slight air of superiority; then magically slide them into their specially designed hidden pocket beneath the lapel; and then, after the attention-getting activities are finished, I’ll step confidently towards the TSA. Of course, as they always do, the agent (who has been appropriately impressed) will give me the familiar head-nod gesture to remove my vest and place it on the conveyor belt, just as I expected.
Then, I will wait and watch. Watch in amazement as the X-ray technician identifies each and every item. And as I step through the body scanner, I’ll glance at the security agent with a smug, knowing smile. All eyes will be on me, admiring my amazing organizational skills and preparedness. Then, as my vest clears the X-ray machine, the agent will ask, “Is this yours?” “Yes,” I will say, pleased that he had noticed. But rather than an approving smile . . . he will frown.
“Would you mind stepping over here to empty the pockets of your vest? All 22 of them!”
A humorous link: Cheap Flights
Link to Scottevest (You’ve got to see the X-ray and Mr. Jordan’s presentation)
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Digital Embrace
Thanks to technology, distance can be easily closed by staying in touch.
Sure, we get annoyed when someone answers a cell phone and interrupts our conversation. Sure, we feel pangs of invisibility when we are deserted for an incoming text message. Okay, we may even wish you’d (and you know who you are) would just stop surfing the net while I’m talking to you. But . . . I have to admit that when I’m on the sending or the receiving end of the equation, I feel completely differently.
Skyping, miles away
A couple of weeks ago, I was visiting the US and found my internet connection most comforting. I Skyped Italy almost everyday to talk and see Emerson. It’s interesting to note how facial expressions are so important in communication. To see him smile and hear laughter at the same time is something of a modern miracle to me.
I remember when I was a kid, first there was talk of “computers taking over.” That was on the heels of microwave cooking, which destroyed the typical, homemade dinner—and the American family as we knew it. So technology often times is/was a mixed blessing.
1956 NBC logo, designed by John J. Graham
Then TV went technicolor. I still remember the NBC Peacock fanning its tail feathers, showing the magnificent range of color capability. Then there were the late ’70s, when I went through a couple of semesters in graduate school where keypunch was the only way to communicate with a computer. One wrong punch by the typist on the keys meant that the program simply would NOT run. So, as you can see, I’m no stranger when it comes to interfacing with technology and the constant change that it brings into our lives.
1960s Rotary-style phone
Somehow, I thought of the telephone as something different. It never occurred to me that the phone could or would change. We had a handsome black rotary style clunker and I still remember the sound as I dialed. And, the telephone numbers began with a beautiful word. Our prefix was “garden,” and Em’s was “melrose.” Sure, there were party lines, when Mom had to ask our neighbor to relinquish her death-grip on the phone line so she could make an extremely important call. She’d ring her sister and then the nosy neighbor would quietly pick-up her phone again to listen in. Mom always heard the click. I remember her saying, “Wait! I think someone’s on the line.” When the neighbor’s attempt to listen in was thwarted, she not-so-gently replaced her hand set to its cradle with a loud clack. Mom typically held the phone about a foot from her ear to avoid the jarring sound of Mrs. Allen slamming down the receiver. But a phone with a screen? Who’d want such a thing? Why, you couldn’t answer the phone in your PJs or without having at least combed your hair.
Sweet little Mac
In the mid-1980s, Em brought home a “portable” computer in its nifty not-so-little backpack. The company wanted him to work from home, as well as in the office, So they “issued” him this sweet little machine. The first portable Macs weighed over 15 pounds (not exactly a sweet little machine). But, we were hooked. We were already anticipating the demise of the typewriter, its messy ribbons, and various correction products. We loved the ability to make changes immediately with no tell-tale signs of our botched attempts.
So, as computers were refined, the phone + computer question was answered. In fact, it’s called CTI. which stands for Computer-Telephony Integration. That happened, too, in the mid-1980s. In 2003, Skype became the name in computer calling. Then came Google Voice which allows account holders to freely contact each other. Now, Apple has introduced FaceTime, which is its own internal network for MacGeeks. Sometimes it’s difficult to tell which device is calling. Last week, Em’s computer started ringing. Who was it? Which system was it? We’ll never know because we didn’t figure it out before it stopped.
But last month, while I was thousands of miles away, I was thrilled to have the ability to stay in touch. I sent Em an email, alerting him that I’d try to call via Skype soon. I imagined the slight smile on his face as he typed his humorously romantic response, “I will patiently await the hour of our digital embrace.”
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